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Steal Or Die [UPDATE!] Tier List

An editorial carry order from observed payouts and weight. Not an official rank, and not a full 37-item list.

Steal Or Die [UPDATE!] Tier List

An editorial carry order from observed payouts and weight. Not an official rank, and not a full 37-item list.

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What this board compares

Each row is loot judged by how useful it is to extract: observed dollars, the official phone-to-gold-bar range, and known slowdown. Gold bars sit high because the developer names them as the top of the range, even though no price was seen. A laptop is high only on a high on-screen roll.

What would move a row

Prices change between matches. Version 1.5 raised the official count from 31 items to 37, so new Halloween loot is missing. Entities are not ranked, because no speed or damage stats were published.

Which Steal Or Die [UPDATE!] boards are on this hub?

Two jobs, two lists. Open a child page for the long table. This hub is the snapshot.

Tierextraction15 ranked rows.

S tier

extractionGold barsThe listing names gold bars as the top of the range. No footage here shows a price or a weight.

Player decision Pick one up only when the exit path is already short. An unseen item is not a farming loop.

extractionLaptopObserved at $35, $173, and $332. The high roll is the best printed payout in the sightings.

Player decision Read the number. A $35 laptop is not this rank.

A tier

extractionEncrypted hard driveFacility prices around $150–$217, including a 0.2 kg Common at $156.

Player decision Take it on a known Facility exit. Do not camp a server room for a drive you cannot see.

extractionPaintingSeen at $89 and $151.

Player decision Grab it when the wall is already on the way back.

extractionAll-in-one PCNo printed price. One comment said a unit covered an earlier haul.

Player decision Inspect value and bulk first.

B tier

extractionBanjo$95 in one American Dorm run.

Player decision Take it if that bedroom is already searched.

extractionLeather bag$66 and described as light for the price.

Player decision Prefer it to a heavier object with a similar readout.

extractionWatchAbout $64 and small.

Player decision A standard early pickup after the phone.

extractionTabletNo dollar figure; described as light.

Player decision Use it to add value without the fridge problem.

C tier

extractionDesk fanRare tag, but seen prices were only $47 and $57.

Player decision Filler, not a jackpot.

extractionTextbook stackAbout $50 in Dorm footage.

Player decision Pocket it. Do not throw it for a stun.

extractionCoffee mug$20–$23.

Player decision Exit-path cash.

extractionPhoneOfficial cheap end and the tutorial item. The low rank is about payout, not about skipping the lesson.

Player decision Fine as the first extract.

D tier

extractionMini fridgeReported 50% movement cut and no quoted price.

Player decision Leave it unless the open exit is a few steps away.

extractionMicrowave11 kg and no quoted price, enough to crowd a 15 kg starter bag.

Player decision Skip it on any return you still have to navigate.

FAQ

Steal Or Die [UPDATE!] ranking questions

Are there any working Steal Or Die codes?

No code string is verified for this Vantage Gameworks experience. The current description does not list a redemption reward, and shop checks through October 20, 2026 did not show a Codes tab. That does not prove a code button can never be added.

How do you keep the loot?

The exit starts sealed. Carry what you can still move, then hold E at the exit after it opens. Tutorial text says the haul counts only if you walk out, and a death inside removes it.

How many maps and entities are listed?

Version 1.5 names four maps: Facility, Office, American Dorm, and Supermarket. It says there are five entities and prints The Locust and The Hollow. The other names are not in that sentence.

Can you play as the monster?

Yes. The listing says you can be the entity. Recorded votes choose ENTITY: AI or ENTITY: PLAYER. An October 16 shop sold Rictus, Locust, and Wendell for the player-entity role, and the purchase did not guarantee the turn.

Why do item prices disagree between guides?

A laptop was seen at $35, $173, and $332. A printed price is one roll. The rule that stays put is that rarer loot pays more and slows you down.

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